You Know You Live in Thailand When...

--There are ants crawling EVERYWHERE!

--There’s a frog in the washing machine.

--There are lizards hanging from the ceiling.

--You see elephants walking through parking lots.

--The water for the shower and sinks works about 40% of the time.

--When the water does work, you sweat while taking a shower.

--People looked at you strange when you're riding your bike down the street.

--Taking off your shoes before entering a house, store...pretty much any building becomes normal.

--Pointing your feet at someone is rude.

--Rice is served with every meal.

--You can eat a lunch for less then a dollar.

--The power goes out at least once a day.

--Snakes cross your path as you walk outside to your room.

--When a spider crawls in your shirt and you don’t care to get it out because that would require moving, which would then lead to more sweating.

--Your tongue is on fire after most meals.

The joys of living in Thailand. I love every little difference and inconvenience.